Advice from my Fairy Godfather.

Bob: Sweetheart, you can chat with me anytime!

Rachael: This is such good news to hear. I had a really bad day today. One of my professors has made me cry after practically every day since the class started and today it was really bad. I wish I could be strong but you know how I am...if I'm not smiling, something is really wrong. My feelings get hurt easily because I love so easily and to have my professor tear me down every time I ask a question just broke my spirits. I feel like he's beaten me since I dropped the class this afternoon. I wish I could learn to be more tough an have a good war face. 

Bob: I had a few Profs that were arrogant pinheads. Do it my way and don't ask questions because I hold your future in my hand!!! Maggots.

You did the right thing for your sanity. I dropped a course once myself. Couldn't take the ultra-liberal chatter that the instructor babbled each day on her soapbox. She should have stuck with focusing on the actual lesson and not to shove her own political views on her class. You are a special woman with the softest heart. One day you'll find that man who will point and you standing there with sweats on, a pony tail and whisper to his friends, "That's her!"

Facebook Status: When a boy you like barely knows you exist. Dah. I hate every love song on this planet."

Bob: Play hard to get, Love. Make him want to embrace your zany little self and experience true "Rach-MoJo" to the max...

Rachael: Bob, you give me the best advice all the time!! it's like you're my personal fairy god-mother. But more like my fairy god-father. i just wish people would give me a chance to show them who i am! BOYS ARE SOOO STUPID!!

Bob: That they are...can't help it, I suppose. But when the one you want finally gets his head and tail wired together, he'll just have to strap in and hang on for the ride of his life! Practice your war face a bit more often, though. Don't want to let them see the soft side of you TOO soon.

Rachael: So what do i do if he won't even talk to me....???

Bob: Well, I can't imagine why not?! My first thought is any guy that isn't drawn to you must be gay, but then again, I'm prejudiced! What is his story?